Posted 2 days ago

I finally have my very own copy of The Room (again, because my last copy was stolen)!
Before, I was like “Everybody betray me. I’m fed up with this world.” Now, I’m all, “Oh hai, movie. Ah-ha-ha.”
#theroom #badmovie

Posted 3 days ago

NSFW ASKS

  1. 1: When did you lose your virginity?
  2. 2: Rough sex or soft sex?
  3. 3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
  4. 4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
  5. 5: Favourite sex position?
  6. 6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
  7. 7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
  8. 8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
  9. 9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
  10. 10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
  11. 11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
  12. 12: How often do you have sex?
  13. 13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
  14. 14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
  15. 15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
  16. 16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
  17. 17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
  18. 18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
  19. 19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
  20. 20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
  21. 21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
  22. 22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
  23. 23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
  24. 24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
  25. 25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
  26. 26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
  27. 27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
  28. 28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
  29. 29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
  30. 30: Do you watch porn?
Posted 1 week ago

The Room has its own porn parody, and we’ve got the exclusive (SFW) trailer

Posted 1 week ago

As seen on the Jackson County Courthouse lawn… I’m not kidding.

Posted 1 week ago

[TW: Seizure]
My BS Hollywood Blockbuster Cliche Film About Nothing of Interest, but that is Self-Important, Filled with Stupid Filters Because I Believe the Audience is Color Blind, and that Has Uninspired Fade-To-Black and Seizure-Inducing Editing as well as Sped-Up and Slowed-Down Footage in a Desperate Vie for Your Attention: The Movie.

Yeah. Most of what I hate about the way most Hollywood Blockbusters are filmed and edited can be seen in this brief video.

Posted 1 week ago

Just some comics I’ve made to help stave off my growing depression.

Posted 2 weeks ago

Body Positivity #flipagram made with @flipagram ♫ Music: Life in Mono (Mono)

I’ve been feeling particularly disgusting, ugly and singularly undesirable for the past few months, especially after having been forced to de-transition. As I was cleaning out the photos on my phone, I ran across these 2-year old photos I’d taken as a body positivity exercise. Maybe someday, I’ll feel strong enough to try again. #trans #transgender #transwoman #mtf #m2f #bodypositivity

Posted 2 weeks ago

My autocorrect fail of the decade, right here, yo!

Posted 2 weeks ago

Some Bitstrips I whipped up on the fly for Monday Punday!

Posted 2 weeks ago

fortheloveofgeekery:

I saw this whilst walking my chihuahua and knew I had to go back to pick up a prop to complete the picture!

Posted 3 weeks ago

ivoryathena:

Badass women of the future:

  1. Malavath Poorna, the youngest person ever to reach Mount Everest’s summit at the age of 13 years, 11 months
  2. Ann Makosinksi, Canadian inventor of a flashlight powered strictly by body heat at age 16

  3. Mo’Ne Davis, first girl to throw a Little League World Series shutout in history, with fastballs reaching speeds of up to 70mph, at age 13

  4. Alia Sabur, youngest university professor in the world, appointed to Konkuk University in South Korea at age 18

  5. Asia Newson, owning and operating a candle sales business alongside her father, is Detroit’s youngest entrepreneur at age 10

Posted 3 weeks ago

A random assortment of my favorite jokes or gags I’ve committed to comics so far.

Posted 3 weeks ago

thatfunnyblog:

Words. To. Live. By.

It’s precisely why I do laugh.

(Source: king-of-death-and-destruction)

Posted 3 weeks ago

youngblackandvegan:

modestmojo:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

This is funny but at the same time it hurts so bad

sometimes you gotta laugh to stop from laughing

(Source: sandandglass)

Posted 3 weeks ago

Recently, a bird pooped on my head. The person who witnessed the event, told me that it meant good luck. Yeah…

Anyway, this series came from that little exchange.